The fact that their earlier redirects here tells me something’s not quite right. It could be because the dot-net domain isn’t their first. It has to be new, though, doesn’t it? Half of you perverts didn’t even know 8K porn was a thing until just now. It could be because it’s new, hitting the ‘net at the tail end of 2017. PornHD8k doesn’t even get half a million. The whole thing looked like crap, but those fuckers get 11 million hits a month.
Just the other day I looked at a site where every video looked like someone recorded it off the TV with their phone and then fed it through a Nintendo Entertainment System. I look at enough porno tubes to know that some of you chumps just don’t care about video resolution. That is if PornHD8k ain’t bullshitting about their quality. I will say that if you’re still beating off to a toaster phone, the selection alone will make almost any other tube site a better choice.
It’s a little ironic, some might say laughable or pathetic, that anyone might be surfing the free tubes for smut that only looks great on high-end gear. If you just finally upgraded to 4K, I’m sure you feel like a bitch right now, don’t you?īefore we go any further, you just spent four thousand bucks on a new monitor, right? I mean, with an investment like that, it makes sense that now you’ll have to tighten your monthly fuck-flick budget.
This is next-level clarity and realism, the closest you can come to cumming on an actual pornstar. 8K sounds like it’s double the pixels of 4K, but they actually quadruple the number. Porno of the Future, TodayOkay, the technology isn’t really from the future, but it is really fucking new. I’m skeptical that PornHD8k can really deliver. Most of the sites have at least a handful of regular ol’ HD movies, but they’re mixed into a huge pile of regular and garbage-def vids. Joking aside, a free porn tube with nothing but 8K clips is a tall order. Alternately, you could check out PornHD8k. You may be able to experience it firsthand if you have your brain, cock, and fist cryogenically frozen for the better part of a millennium. Most of you are still beating off to that crusty old 4K HD, but here in the year 3001, we’ve got something much better. When using a search engine such as Google, Bing or Yahoo check the safe search settings where you can exclude adult content sites from your search results Īsk your internet service provider if they offer additional filters īe responsible, know what your children are doing online.Porn HD 8K? Is this real? Well, greetings out there in porno land. Use family filters of your operating systems and/or browsers Other steps you can take to protect your children are: More information about the RTA Label and compatible services can be found here. Parental tools that are compatible with the RTA label will block access to this site. We use the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label to better enable parental filtering. Protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental controls. PARENTS, PLEASE BE ADVISED: If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to keep any age-restricted content from being displayed to your children or wards. Furthermore, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this site or services. This website should only be accessed if you are at least 18 years old or of legal age to view such material in your local jurisdiction, whichever is greater. You are about to enter a website that contains explicit material (pornography).